Dispatcher: Caller says her neighbor is in his backyard fully nude having sexual relations with a goat.

Obviously this created quite the stir in the newsroom, especially when it was repeated over the scanner a second time.

I've heard a lot of craziness come across the scanner, but that takes the cake hands down.

I bet you want to know the outcome. Well, it didn't turn out to be something we could use. By the time police got there, the guy had on pants and was back inside, definitely not defiling a goat ... if he even had been in the first place.