This was the first call I took today (Halloween). The verbatim isn't 100% accurate, but you'll get the gist. Happy Halloween?
Caller: Who does sports there?
Me: We have several sports people but they don't come in until later in the day.
Caller: Oh, well who can do a story on wrestling?
Me: We don't typically cover wrestling. Can you give me more information?
Caller: I won ring-side seats to a wrestling match with John Cena...
Me: Let me stop you right there. We don't promote events on other networks.
Caller: Oh, well I understand. But I still want y'all to let me give him a shoutout and wish him luck.
Me: We don't do those types of things.
Caller: I don't understand why not. I just want to tell him good luck.
Me: We're not interested.
Caller: Who does sports there?
Me: We have several sports people but they don't come in until later in the day.
Caller: Oh, well who can do a story on wrestling?
Me: We don't typically cover wrestling. Can you give me more information?
Caller: I won ring-side seats to a wrestling match with John Cena...
Me: Let me stop you right there. We don't promote events on other networks.
Caller: Oh, well I understand. But I still want y'all to let me give him a shoutout and wish him luck.
Me: We don't do those types of things.
Caller: I don't understand why not. I just want to tell him good luck.
Me: We're not interested.